VMG

There are 18 letters in my full name--six in my first name, five in my middle name... More

The Food Police

The Sutton brothers were notorious for correcting every transgression against good manners at Sunday dinners. More

Disabled

I look up synonyms in Word's thesaurus for the word “disable” and these come up: incapacitate, restrict, inactive, deactivate, spike, put out of action, immobilize, stop. More

Earplugs

I was working as a librarian in the Donnell Film Library on 53rd Street when I happened to pass Caswell-Massey on Lexington and 48th. More

Elsa

I met Elsa around the same time my father met Jesus Christ... More

Growing Up Alone

When I was a child, my favorite things to draw were deserts and skyscrapers, an entirely accurate representation of my inner landscape. More