There are 18 letters in my full name--six in my first name, five in my middle name... More

The Food Police

The Sutton brothers were notorious for correcting every transgression against good manners at Sunday dinners. More


I look up synonyms in Word's thesaurus for the word “disable” and these come up: incapacitate, restrict, inactive, deactivate, spike, put out of action, immobilize, stop. More


I was working as a librarian in the Donnell Film Library on 53rd Street when I happened to pass Caswell-Massey on Lexington and 48th. More


I met Elsa around the same time my father met Jesus Christ... More

Growing Up Alone

When I was a child, my favorite things to draw were deserts and skyscrapers, an entirely accurate representation of my inner landscape. More